can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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