she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
Randomize
