id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
Randomize
