the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
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Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
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I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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