dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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