Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
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