are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
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Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
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I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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