Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
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