Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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