I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
