tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
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Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
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I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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