just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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