This girl is more easily done than said...
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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