why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
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it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
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What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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