Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
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Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
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I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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