Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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