WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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