Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
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