Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
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