We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
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I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
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I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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