Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
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