no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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