You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
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