i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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