singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
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If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
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5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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