Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
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im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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