Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
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I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
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Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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