don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
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He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
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Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
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