I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
ok first of all what the fuck
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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