All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
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