Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
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I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
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There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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