Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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