Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
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It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
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I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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