There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
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You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
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I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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