yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
it wasn't lemon gatorade
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
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