quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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