She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
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Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
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You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
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