Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
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