wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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