Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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