Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
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I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
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Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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