i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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