One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
Did I show you my penis last night?
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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