fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
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started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
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walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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