I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
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I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
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I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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