how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
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It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
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Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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