And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
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had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
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It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize