Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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