i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
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I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
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Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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