ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
home. puking in laundry basket.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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