They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
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every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
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Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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