All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
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