I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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