I just cut my nipple shaving
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
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