Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
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