No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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