Non-Jews are for practice
i barfeds in our rink
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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