whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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