he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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