plz talk dirty to me
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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